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Nazis literally demonstrated here
Fowlerville has actually had neo-Nazis show up to demonstrate. That's right, in a tiny Michigan village, they somehow attracted white supremacists to Main Street. Even the Klan thinks you're trying too hard.
Roasted May 21, 202682 views82 pts
We're sorry. Actually, no we're not.
Fowlerville has actually had neo-Nazis show up to demonstrate. That's right, in a tiny Michigan village, they somehow attracted white supremacists to Main Street. Even the Klan thinks you're trying too hard.
At roughly 2 square miles, Fowlerville is literally smaller than most mall parking lots. You can walk from one end to the other faster than it takes to find a parking spot at Target. The whole 'village' has fewer people than a mid-sized high school graduating class.
There's nothing for kids to do here except walk around Walmart or do drugs. When your town's entertainment options are limited to retail therapy at the nation's most depressing store chain, you know you've hit rock bottom. Even the library couldn't save this cultural wasteland.
Fowlerville's biggest cultural achievement is hosting the Fowlerville Family Fair with its thrilling livestock shows and carnival rides. Nothing says 'we've made it' like bragging about pig judging competitions and questionable carnival food served by carnies who definitely haven't passed background checks.
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