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A drawbridge slows traffic to a crawl on the main road, giving everyone plenty of time to stare at overpriced cottages that look like they were designed by a drunk Hobbit. Living here becomes boring because the most exciting thing that happens is watching boats interrupt your commute.
Young never thought about practicality, making very short doorways and ceilings so low you need to be not quite 5 feet tall to feel comfortable. He refused to build his mushroom houses anywhere but in his hometown, proving that even fairy tale architecture can't escape small-town narcissism.
The 5 largest ethnic groups in Charlevoix, MI are White (Non-Hispanic) (92.1%) and four other ways to say "we moved here from Chicago." It is very non-diverse and expensive to live in, perfect for people who think mayonnaise is spicy and consider a trip to Grand Rapids "urban exploring."
It is a very big tourist attraction but living here becomes boring, where locals attend high school sporting events just to support whether or not their child is playing. Dozens of times a day, cars slow to a crawl so their occupants can get a good look at houses that wouldn't be remarkable anywhere else, but here they're treated like the architectural equivalent of the Northern Lights.
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