OFFICIAL ROAST REPORT
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Ladue became famous when teenagers started making viral videos mocking its 'perfectly trimmed hedges and quiet sidewalks.' When your claim to fame is being the internet's go-to example of soul-crushing suburban normalcy, maybe it's time to add some actual personality to those manicured lawns.
With average household incomes of $385,000, Ladue residents love bragging about their 'old money' vibes while living in what's essentially a suburban theme park. Nothing says authentic wealth like having five different country clubs within golf cart distance and calling your strip mall 'charming.'
Until 1991, Old Warson Country Club banned Black and Jewish members, then canceled a PGA event rather than change their racist policies. Now they charge $80,000 initiation fees, proving that exclusivity is still their brand – they just had to make it legal.
In 1986, Ladue literally sued residents for living together without being married, ordering them to 'marry or leave.' The city's idea of family values was so extreme that Missouri had to pass laws to stop them from being the relationship police.
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