Roasted Jun 8, 202693 views93 pts
We're sorry. Actually, no we're not.
Imagine naming your taxpayer-funded drainage solution after your uncle's pool noodles. Nothing says municipal engineering excellence like treating your stormwater like a backyard kiddie pool. Even the kids are like, "Really, adults?"
Ardsley has Hillside Cemetery and Ardsley Burial Park, so even in death your neighbors refuse to leave the neighborhood. The quietest residents are the ones with the best real estate and the lowest noise complaints. Nothing says "thriving community" like a place where the dead have better landscaping than the living.
Irish and Italian ancestry everywhere you look. It's like St. Patrick's Day met the Sopranos and had a baby in suburban Philly. Two European cultures fighting over one block party is apparently the only civic tradition you can all agree on.
The Battle of Edge Hill was fought in 1777 just up the road, and the British won it. Congrats, Ardsley: your corner of Montgomery County is historically famous for hosting the redcoats' victory lap. Your ancestors didn't just lose, they gave the British a nice scenic route to do it on.
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