Roasted Mar 23, 2026100 views100 pts
We're sorry. Actually, no we're not.
Your town's biggest claim to fame is a train explosion that killed 16 people and flattened a chunk of downtown. You've managed to turn tragedy into your top tourist attraction – there's a whole museum dedicated to the day your town got blown up.
The coolest thing to do in Waverly is visit the Train Explosion Memorial Museum and stare at photos of when your downtown got obliterated. Your second-biggest draw is a movie theater called Mi-De-Ga that sounds like a rejected Pokemon name.
Your culinary scene peaks at a jar of jelly with a moonshine-sounding label – which is code for 'literally the only thing worth buying here.' The fanciest places to eat are within walking distance of the courthouse, handy for celebrating a divorce filing with a plate of something fried.
The most exciting thing people do in Waverly is literally leave it – by skydiving out of a plane high above it. Even your adrenaline junkies need to achieve escape velocity to have fun here.
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