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With a whopping 724 residents as of 2010, Springmont is so small it makes other Pennsylvania towns feel crowded. This "established suburb along Penn Avenue" is basically where people go when they want to live somewhere that Google Maps has to squint to find.
Those classic brick semi-detached homes built between the 1920s and 1960s scream "I peaked in the Eisenhower era." Sure, you're near the Wilson School District ranked #2 in Berks County, but that's like being the tallest hobbit in the Shire.
New York Bagelry serves Springmont customers warm breakfast on Penn Avenue - because nothing says sophisticated dining like naming your bagel shop after a city 200 miles away. When your town's culinary scene peaks at breakfast sandwiches, you know you're living the suburban dream.
Located along U.S. Route 422 like a rest stop that forgot to build amenities. Penn Avenue splits into three major roads because even the infrastructure is trying to escape in multiple directions. The most exciting thing about Springmont is how many ways you can leave it.
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