Roasted Jun 8, 202694 views94 pts
We're sorry. Actually, no we're not.
With barely a few hundred residents and one main drag, Springmont is so small it makes other Pennsylvania towns feel crowded. This "established suburb along Penn Avenue" is basically where people go when they want to live somewhere that Google Maps has to squint to find.
Those classic brick homes scream "I peaked in the Eisenhower era." Sure, you're near the Wilson School District, but that's like being the tallest hobbit in the Shire.
Springmont has a bagel shop that serves warm breakfast on Penn Avenue, because nothing says sophisticated dining like naming your bagel shop after a city a couple of hours away. When your town's culinary scene peaks at breakfast sandwiches, you know you're living the suburban dream.
Sitting a short drive from U.S. Route 422 like a rest stop that forgot to build amenities. Penn Avenue is the only real road in town, so even the infrastructure is trying to escape. The most exciting thing about Springmont is how fast you can leave it.
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