Roasted May 20, 202670 views70 pts
We're sorry. Actually, no we're not.
Listen, we get it - you saw the sign and had to pull over for the giggle-worthy Instagram post. But joke's on you because now you're trapped in a town where the most exciting thing is watching Amish women can jellies at Kitchen Kettle Village while you pretend a molasses-based dessert isn't just pie filled with sugarcane leftovers.
This place is so small that Barry's Car Barn and its collection of antique cars counts as both the main tourist attraction AND the traffic jam. You've got a better chance of finding nightlife in an actual Amish barn than discovering anything open past 8 PM on Old Philadelphia Pike.
Your culinary adventure peaks at deciding whether to hit the Kitchen Kettle Village eateries or Stoltzfus Meats for that authentic PA Dutch experience. Pro tip: when the highlight of your food scene is arguing over which spot serves the stickiest shoofly pie, you've officially entered flavor purgatory with a side of buttered noodles.
Intercourse sits on Route 340 near Bird-in-Hand and Paradise - which sounds poetic until you realize you're basically stuck in the Bermuda Triangle of Pennsylvania Dutch tourism. The biggest attraction in the area is a covered bridge that Instagram influencers fight over for the perfect "rustic charm" photo op.
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