Roasted May 17, 202685 views85 pts
We're sorry. Actually, no we're not.
Your entire identity revolves around a county fair that's literally your only claim to fame besides being named after a Native American chief. You built a town around deep-fried Oreos and harness racing, then act surprised when people leave for Toledo.
The height of your cultural sophistication is a band booster club serving donuts at a livestock show. Your sports teams are still the 'Indians' in a town that's overwhelmingly white, and you think authentic diversity is a Hispanic population in the teens.
You built a sprawling park with soccer fields in a town of about 7,300 people, basically guaranteeing each resident gets their own personal soccer goal. Your idea of a wild night out is a park, which is fitting since your social calendar peaked in 1776.
Your culinary scene consists of ribeye sandwiches, deep-fried everything, and donuts so greasy they sponsor themselves. You've convinced tens of thousands of people every year that watching pig judging while eating funnel cake counts as fine dining, which explains why Ohio has a reputation for mediocre food.
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