Roasted May 11, 202699 views99 pts
We're sorry. Actually, no we're not.
Levitt & Sons built homes in Carle Place before Levittown ever broke ground, which makes this place the warm-up act. You're living in a town that got the cookie-cutter treatment before the cookie-cutter got famous. Congrats on being the opening band for the American Dream.
Your high school mascot is a frog, and your town used to be called Frog Hollow. Nothing says 'intimidating athletics program' quite like a slimy amphibian that croaks and eats flies. The opposing teams must be absolutely terrified.
1-800-Flowers called Carle Place home for decades, and even they packed up and moved to Jericho in 2021. When a flower delivery company thinks your town isn't blooming enough, that's saying something. At least the Valentine's Day logistics were convenient while it lasted.
Carle Place is about one square mile of people who wake up, catch the LIRR to Manhattan for work, then come home to sleep. It's like a human storage facility with good schools and property taxes that'll make you weep into your commuter coffee.
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