OFFICIAL ROAST REPORT
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Most people assume Provo has tons of bars and clubs because it's home to two universities. However, most BYU and UVU students don't drink, making Provo a not-so-ordinary college town. In fact, BYU students spend their weekends singing in a tunnel every Sunday on campus. Nothing says 'college experience' like acoustically serenading concrete.
The Y on the mountain stands for Young, as in Brigham Young University. It was placed there in the early 1900s and was apparently a lot of work, so they decided the Y was enough and left off the B and the U. Imagine being so lazy you can't finish spelling your own school's name on a mountainside. Peak Utah energy right there.
Dine at restaurants with peculiar atmospheres, like Sensuous Sandwich where everything on the menu has a well, sensuous name (The Enticer, The Tantalizer, etc) and the walls are covered in cartoons and hilariously entertaining quotes. Nothing says 'seductive dining' like cartoon murals in a place where saying 'fudge' is considered edgy language.
GQ magazine ranked Provo as America's 15th-worst-dressed city, based on assumptions that the city's 113,000 residents all dress in short-sleeved white shirts and wide ties every day. When your entire city's fashion sense is permanently stuck at 'going to church in 1985,' maybe it's time to diversify the wardrobe beyond missionary chic.
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