Roasted Mar 10, 2026222 views222 pts
We're sorry. Actually, no we're not.
Since 1888, Prescott's been running the same tired Wild West show, desperately clinging to its gun-slinging glory days while the modern world passes it by. You'd think after 136 years they'd have figured out some new tricks, but nope - still just cowboys, horses, and tourists pretending it's still the 1800s.
A street that once packed in roughly forty saloons now serves overpriced drinks to people cosplaying as cowboys. The Palace Restaurant has been serving since 1877, which really just means it's been disappointing customers the longest.
Farm-to-table restaurants serving '$28 elevated comfort food' that's just fancy mac and cheese with a side of attitude. Meanwhile, the locals line up for breakfast burritos and pizza, proving that even Prescott knows its upscale dining scene is mostly performance art.
Nothing says 'we're totally not racist anymore' like a town that's overwhelmingly white proudly running a Native American art museum. The historical revisionism is almost as impressive as the cognitive dissonance.
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