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Named after an agricultural experiment station, this tiny unincorporated community proves that not all experiments succeed. With only 3,328 people, it's the kind of place where even the scientists gave up and moved on. At least 42.9% of residents live in poverty, making it less of a research facility and more of a case study in what not to do.
The community was heavily damaged by an EF3 tornado in January 2023 that injured 18 people. With tornado activity 43% higher than the U.S. average, Mother Nature keeps trying to erase this place from existence. Even the weather thinks Experiment is a failed hypothesis that needs to be cleaned up.
At 952 people per square mile, it's got the population density of a failed subdivision. The nearest real city is Atlanta, 34 miles away – close enough to know what civilization looks like, far enough to never experience it. Living here is like being permanently stuck in the placebo group of life.
The experiment station developed Empire cotton and various crop varieties, proving their greatest achievement was helping other places grow things better. The local economy focuses on cotton, soybeans, and peanuts – crops so exciting they make watching grass grow seem thrilling. It's fitting that a place called Experiment specializes in the most boring possible agricultural research.
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