Roasted Mar 10, 202693 views93 pts
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Bozeman has been referred to as the Silicon Valley of the North with many people working in the tech industry. Oh wow, tech bros discovered they can write Python from a ski lodge and suddenly it's the next San Francisco? Your biggest startup probably makes an app for tracking elk migration patterns.
First, everyone drives a Subaru. The second stereotype is that everyone owns a black lab. You literally can't drive down any street in the Bozeman area without spotting at least one Subaru parked along the side of the street. Let me guess - your dog's Instagram has more followers than your startup does customers.
sharing a chairlift, or splitting a Gobbler from Dave's Sushi with one of these dudes. Nothing says authentic Japanese cuisine like getting your yellowtail hundreds of miles from the nearest ocean. Dave's Sushi has been known as one of the best Bozeman restaurants for a long time and for good reason. If you're looking for sushi in Bozeman this is 100% the place you should go to. Sure, if your standards were formed in a place where the closest thing to seafood was gas station jerky.
Every year, MSU churns out yet another deliciously nerdy batch of mathematical types eager for feminine companionship after spending years buried in problem sets. All good, until they do that one crucial equation where they realize they can earn more—lots more—outside of Bozeman. Your engineering school is basically a four-year expensive way to train people to flee to Seattle. At least the ski patrollers stick around to mooch off their girlfriends.
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